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freedom units

Universal measurements of American awesomeness. It encompasses all types of units (temperature, length, area, volume, speed, weight, GDP, etc).
It is going to be a hot 101° Freedom units outside today.
freedom units by Emyrs June 21, 2015
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Freedom Units

A jingoistic way of describing Imperial Units of Measurement. As Imperial units are used by the USA, Myanmar and Liberia, American's have jokingly decided that it's 'Freedom' to use the outdated system. (As opposed to metric)
Nah, using metric is toodifficult. Why have have everything divided into ten when you can use Freedom Units? 12 inches to a foot, 3 feet to a yard, 22 yards to a chain, 10 chains to a furlong, 8 furlongs to a mile and 3 miles to a league. See, perfect makes sense.

freedom units

The measurement that stupid Americans use instead of using the way superior metric/celsius systems
Fuck the freedom units and all people that think its better than NORMAL FUCKING SYSTEMS
freedom units by ChangHongChing2002 September 2, 2018

Freedom units

velocity of and ar-15 over a football field multiplied by aright
My house is 100 freedom units away

Freedom Units

The standard for weights and measures used in the United States

The only measurement system to put a man on the moon
Guy: Did you see The Fat Electrician's new YouTube video?

Chick: The one about NASA and the metric system?

Guy: Yeah! Wasn't it funny?

Chick: Fuckin Merica! (Flashes her tits, Bald Eagle flies by, Team America song plays on P.A. system)

Guy: (Measures her tits in freedom units, not metric)
Freedom Units by Racefueler August 19, 2022

Monster Hunter Freedom Unite 

A game released by Capcom on June 23rd, 2009 on the PlayStation Portable. It is an expansion to the original Monster Hunter Freedom 2, and was released on March 27, 2008 in Japan as "Monster Hunter Portable 2nd G"

Monster Hunter Freedom Unite has more missions, equipment, and monsters than Monster Hunter Freedom 2. A new feature is a Felyne fighter to help you on your quests. You can also get Rarity 9 and 10 armor and weapons. In addition, the player can now hold up to 99 of each item type in his/her box, store up to 20 equipment sets, and get ten equipment pages instead of six. A new type of quest, the "Epic Hunting Quest", will be introduced, which will enable the hunter to take on, one by one, up to 4 different monsters in one quest, as shown in the released demo. Weapons can now have up to purple sharpness which is higher than white sharpness. You can now accept HR 7-9 quests in the gathering hall and new elder quests outside the gathering hall near the village elder.
Guy 1:Still playing MHF2?
Guy 2:Yeah why?
Guy 1:You can port your charactor into the new game!
*Hands him Monster Hunter Freedom Unite*
Guy 2:Holy crap! Epic win!

Freedom Unit 

A freedom unit is the standard length of a AR-15 (14'' - 20'')
Hey Mike! How big is your house?
Its about 5000 freedom units.
Freedom Unit by Subnauticaboss February 15, 2022
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