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Free Use Friday

An unofficial day held every year on the second Friday of October (coincides with World Egg Day yearly). Typically falls around the 11th to the 14th of October depending on how the day falls.

The day began as a joke from online sex roleplay chatrooms but has gained some mainstream attention elsewhere online.

Free use means that a couple must engage in sex whenever one of the members of the couple wants to have sex, even if the other member is not horny. In free use, as long as one member is horny, the couple is required to have some kind of sexy time.
You: Hey babe, my cock is hard. Wanna fuck?

GF: Im tired, but hey its free use friday! Might as well.
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Free use Friday

On October 15th is basically where you and your gf/bf/wife/husband /sneaky link what ever they are too you get to have $ex at anytime you want meaning if the person is horny they have $ex even if the other person isn't.
You: baby I'm horny
Gf: well it is free use Friday
Free use Friday by Kyle Bloomberg September 16, 2021

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026