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Free Sneeze 

To sneeze without restraint or any attempt to cover up. Possibly propelling cold, flu or Covid to nearby bystanders.
To rudely and openly sneeze without regard to the well being of others close by.
That idiot free sneezed right in the middle of the crowded elevator.
Free Sneeze by Oscar & Stella February 2, 2022
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Free Sneeze 

To sneeze without restraint or any attempt to cover up. Possibly propelling cold, flu or Covid to nearby bystanders.
To rudely and openly sneeze without regard to the well being of others close by.
That idiot free sneezed right in the middle of the crowded elevator.
Free Sneeze by Oscar & Stella February 2, 2022

Free-Sneezer 

An individual who sneezes openly, obnoxiously and without restraint. Free-sneezers have no regard for the health or comfort of those around them. They're either unaware or simply don't care about the germ-ridden mist launched from their mouths at 100mph after an unhindered sneeze. Mist that can hover in the surrounding air for up to an hour.
You'll get sick going on road trips with Robert. He's a shameless free-sneezer.
Free-Sneezer by LeighRay November 21, 2011

Feesneeze 

Sneezing, while sitting on the toilet, with half a turd already hanging out of your ass.
I was halfway finished with a slow, peaceful slam in stall #3, when all of the sudden I feesneezed and the brown torpedo was fired rather quickly.
Feesneeze by Ninjee Star June 20, 2011
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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