free samples

Possibly the best thig on planet earth. They are usually food but occasionally can be other items. Also they are the only good free thing.

Dude, let's get some of those free samples from over there!

by Fiona Slennz April 1, 2005

free samples

porn for people who don't have any money that only last 10-30 sec.

I have a mass of free samples on my computer that just keep repeating.

by imlikeabear December 2, 2007

Free Samples

The best thing ever. Mostly found in grocery stores or malls, usually food. But at this one place I can't get any free stuff because the person at the counter says I need to be 18 or with an adult. What the fuck? I need to be 18 to eat a fucking cookie? Bullshit.
Sometimes it can be other stuff, like complimentary items in hotel rooms.

Grocery Store: Cookies, Coca-Cola, Crackers, Sandwiches, Mmmm.

Hotel:
Brother-Free samples!
Me- Awesome. Free Matches!
Brother- Sweet. Free Shower Curtains!
Me- Hey Dad! Get the truck! They left us a Free TV and Coffee Maker too!

by Matt The Moocher November 6, 2005

free sample

a) someone who lets anybody get them.
b) someone who likes having pplz all up on them.
c) hoe!!!

your such a free sample!!!
you stupid free sample!!!
gosh...you let anybody do stuff like that to you...free sample!!!

by Kelli and Vanessa June 16, 2008

free sample friendship

n. a friendship that's slightly deeper than an aquaintance but not a true friendship. This could be someone you've just met, or an old friendship that has fallen apart.

If you see someone once a week for 20 minutes... you're in a free sample friendship.

by TheGrainmaker March 3, 2009

free sample

1. Verb. To protrude one's finger into one's anus in order to let others smell the heavenly aroma by placing the finger a couple inches away from the victim.

2. Noun. A small section given to people (usually customers) for free.

1. Guy: "Free SAMPLE!"
Guy2: *barfs*

2. Shop employee: "Would you like to try a free sample sir?"
Guy2: No thanks.

by lawlcakes999 September 11, 2007

freer than a free sample at costco

When you're so free that you are actually compared to a free sample at costco.

Guy 1:Your freer than a free sample at costco? u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none?

by YourEverydayRetard February 23, 2021