Fratiphany
Bro 1: "Dude, I just had a fratiphany: I can make the pledges haze themselves!"
Bro 2: "Dude, nice."
Bro 2: "Dude, nice."
Fratiphany by A-Stack February 2, 2014
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Fapiphany
The moment after a male has achieved an orgasm, his mind instantly becomes clear and he suddenly becomes aware of his surroundings. During this brief moment of clarity, he is void of all sexual desires, and is free to ponder the mysteries of life, death, and existence. Rarely can man escape the inner impulses that plague their hearts and souls. A fapiphany effectively eliminates these cognitive obstacles, allowing man to utilize the full potential of their mind.
Masturbate then deliberate.
When in doubt, rub one out.
Masturbate then deliberate.
When in doubt, rub one out.
"My girlfriend is still angry at me, should I give her a call or say I'm sorry? I don't know what to do with my life, man."
"Dude, you need to fap before making any decisions. It's called an fapiphany."
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"Holy shit, my mind's so fucking clear now. Ain't calling that bitch."
"Dude, you need to fap before making any decisions. It's called an fapiphany."
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"Holy shit, my mind's so fucking clear now. Ain't calling that bitch."
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Fapiphany
An epiphany that occurs after you masturbate
Bob - "Man, I was horny so I jerked off but afterwards I thought to myself what is this filth on my screen and I quit porn."
Joe - "Sounds like you had a fapiphany bro"
Joe - "Sounds like you had a fapiphany bro"
Fapiphany by NutzHangLoww June 24, 2014
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.