Frat Water 

Some may say this is a cheap beer.. but there is only one real beer that may be called frat water.. and that would be Fratty Light, aka Natural Light.

fratdaddy: where's my koozie? i need it for this frat water.

gdi: what's frat water?

Frat Water by The Vines December 12, 2010

Frat water 

Cheap beer. Preferably Keystone, Natty, or the Beast. Acceptable substitutes include Coors or Bud Light.

"Put down your cranberry vodka and drink some frat water like a real man."

"Be a gentleman and give her some frat water before you take down"

Frat water by JFitz October 31, 2006

Frat Water 

Beer, usually very cheap such as Nati, BEAST, or Stones. Used because it is easier to find a beer in a fraternity than a sink that works.

Man Josh was so wasted off of frat water it was frattastic.

Frat Water by Andrew Corcoran June 12, 2008

Frat Water 

The water that is derived from day old ice which has pooled into the trough under the keg.

If left outside, this water must contain at least one cigarette butt, bug and/or noticeable dirtiness. If left inside there are no requirements, but the water is considered majestically fratty if there are cigarettes in it.

I decided i needed to turn up the frat-meter and take a shot of frat water with mikey jays and it got fratted out of my B hole, REAL QUICK LIKE!

Frat Water by CLE SMAK EE July 28, 2009

Flatwater Kayak 

A suicidal sport based on racing tippy boats down flat water including, but not limited to, lakes and gorges. Most sprint athletes train through the winter without all that much clothing, layering what they do wear oddly in haste or desperation for warmth. Sprint kayakers are often considered to be rowers' slow cousin and whitewaters' wimpy sister, but in reality alot of pain and guts goes into the sport.

Most clubs share training grounds with rowers and have develloped an intense rivalry with them. Sprint kayakers have to remain fit not just for overall speed but also to fit in the thin boats. New kayakers frequently capsize, and to avoid this they might stear clear of using seats, which brings them lower to the water's surface and improves balance. Many boats use tall spikes to hold seats in place, and as many clubs are fairly poor many boats lack footboards (a board that kayakers use with steering and legdrive) so athletes occasionally have to deal with extreme discomfort. The sport is embaressing if you're caught in public in winter gear, or if you capsize during a regatta on a popular lake. This sport is not to be confused with recreational kayaking; recreational kayaks do well on rough waters while sprint boats are brutal in the wind.

1)
Brad: "Hey, Keith, check out that freaky chick with the layered spandex!"
Keith: "Haha, I hear she kayaks or something, who does that in the winter, she must be crazy!"
2)
Leslie: "Hey, kayaker! Having trouble keeping up with us shells?" (shells referring to rowing boats)
Andrea: "Hey, rower! Having trouble identifying that whale you're heading straight towards?"
3)
Oscar: "Yo, sprint is whitewater's gimped sis, man!"
Tory: "Oh yeah, I forgot that it's wimpy to risk hypothermia 6 months of the year while pulling 200 pounds with my arms and abs."
4)
Gregory: "God, it's sooooo cold out, and I have to walk home from the bus!"
Calvin: "Yeah, I have to go kayak until 7:00."
Gregory: "Serious, man? Are you crazy?"
Calvin: "Nah, just a wee bit suicidal."

FLATWATER KAYAK OWNS

Flatwater Kayak by lolCKClol November 20, 2009

fratwater 

n) A Natural Light, Natty, or other coloquialism referring to the fraternity world's take on bottled water. See also fratty light.

I need some that fratwater to kill the hangover

fratwater by chet masterson III February 10, 2007

fratwater 

Frat + Atwater dorms.
A prime place of blacking out at Middlebury College.
Get ready to see condensation dripping from the ceilings.
*Pursuit of Happiness by Kid Cudi plays in the background*

"Hey you wanna go to fratwater tn?"
"H

fratwater by user12938475 December 7, 2022