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franklin county VA

a place full of ignorance. home of racism, annoying pricks with squatted/lifted trucks funded by their daddy’s money, and white girls who think they look cute wearing orange makeup. franklin county is also the home of rednecks who have the iq of a cumsock. there’s nothing here but a cookout and a lake where old people go to die. however, a positive thing is that the high school has a great special education program for all the specimen of the area.
leroy: “you wanna make a stop in franklin county?”
cody: “nah, i heard that there’s nothing but retards and pricks in franklin county VA... let’s keep going to north carolina instead.”

franklin county VA

a small town in virginia. full mainly of redrecks and retards. moonshine capital of the USA and the worst hometown possible. avoid it at all costs.

the population of franklin county VA has gone down since the civil war
dude i can handle the vodka, i come from franklin county VA

you think you know a retard? go look at franklin county. half the population is retarded.
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