frankenweenie

Any man who has had his penis removed (either by force or surgery) and re-attached or reconstructed. JWB was the original celebrity Frankenweenie

I was watching Oprah the other day and she had John Wayne Bobbit on as a male guest to beat up on. She really took ole' Frankenweenie to task for beating up his wife.

frankenweenie by Bigd-41 August 10, 2007

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Frankenweenie

A term for a giant dick,pecker,cock etc.

A scared her with my frankenweenie.

Frankenweenie by judge dredd7 October 11, 2012

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Frankenweenie

loser, unimportant, JV Level, waste of time, waste of breath, overall complete joke

Grand Valley State University is a complete Frankenweenie.

Frankenweenie by ispkthetruth December 10, 2012

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Frankenweenie

Slipping a hotdog into your buddies anus while he is asleep

Did you hear about the epic frankenweenie we pulled on Brandon last night? He screamed like a little girl when he woke up.

Frankenweenie by Ralph Seal Fan June 22, 2022

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Frankenwiener

A Frankenwiener is the name for someones penis that was pierced cross ways. So that it has a bolt coming out each side like Frankensteins neck!

Jenny...I went out with Ben last night and we were gonna do it but when I reached down his pants I found out he had a Frankenwiener and there is NO WAY I'm gonna do him Now!

Marcie...Can I have his phone number then?

Frankenwiener by The Wiz! July 25, 2010

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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