Frankentities

(n.) Altered boobies either surgically enhanced by a professional or mangled from some sort of freak accident.

Whoa dude, what's wrong with that girl's breast, she has some major frankentities.

Sally, a small breasted women unhappy with her fried eggs went to the doctor get some frankentities.

Frankentities by Spaghettiwest July 29, 2009

Frankentitties 

(n.) Altered boobies either surgically enhanced by a professional or mangled from some sort of freak accident.

This is the proper western spelling of this word. It is commonly misspelled with only two "t's" instead of three.

Whoa dude, what's wrong with that girl's breast, she has some major frankentitties.

Sally, a small breasted women unhappy with her fried eggs went to the doctor get some frankentitties.

Frankentitties by Spaghettiwest July 30, 2009

Frankentits 

Breasts that have been surgically enlarged unnecessarily for purely selfish, vain, reasons -an act most men find to be very misleading and dishonest, an act that totally ruins a breast in the minds of men, because the wonderful shape and feel of a natural breast of any natural size and shape, is one of lifes sweet wonders, a botched boob job: "the scar tissue around the areola and the unusually curved bumps on her chest made me want to heave"

Seen on many C D and lower grade Celebrities, desperately trying to reverse the ravages of father time, sadly becoming more and more prevalent in more and more communites, Most porn stars and real estate agents in and around major capitol cities see them as an investment giving scant regard as to the long term consequences See Dolly Parton, See Dolly Buster" Will you look at the frankentits on that Stripper! you can see all the scars! Aaaaaaaargh!"

Frankentits by Bosombuddy June 11, 2006

FrankinTitties 

It’s when a woman takes her shirt off and she’s had so many surgeries on her tits that they look like Frankenstein. Frankenstein titties. Frankin titties. An example is a woman who had implants then had them be done with breast reduction so they have scars around the nipples, scar along the base of the breast and a vertical line going to the nipple because they had to move the nipple for the breast reduction. Generally are folds in the skin from the surgeries and plenty of scars

She pulled her shirt off and Man. Those things have been worked on. Those are FrankinTitties

FrankinTitties by Happy Dave July 2, 2025