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FrankinTitties 

It’s when a woman takes her shirt off and she’s had so many surgeries on her tits that they look like Frankenstein. Frankenstein titties. Frankin titties. An example is a woman who had implants then had them be done with breast reduction so they have scars around the nipples, scar along the base of the breast and a vertical line going to the nipple because they had to move the nipple for the breast reduction. Generally are folds in the skin from the surgeries and plenty of scars
She pulled her shirt off and Man. Those things have been worked on. Those are FrankinTitties
FrankinTitties by Happy Dave July 2, 2025
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Frankentitties 

(n.) Altered boobies either surgically enhanced by a professional or mangled from some sort of freak accident.

This is the proper western spelling of this word. It is commonly misspelled with only two "t's" instead of three.
Whoa dude, what's wrong with that girl's breast, she has some major frankentitties.

Sally, a small breasted women unhappy with her fried eggs went to the doctor get some frankentitties.

Frankentities

(n.) Altered boobies either surgically enhanced by a professional or mangled from some sort of freak accident.
Whoa dude, what's wrong with that girl's breast, she has some major frankentities.

Sally, a small breasted women unhappy with her fried eggs went to the doctor get some frankentities.
Frankentities by Spaghettiwest July 29, 2009

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026