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François Hollande 

François Hollande, the new French President.

In the presidential election in 2012, he beat former president Nicolas Sarkozy.

Why ? Because French people were tired of Nicolas Sarkozy, because of his noneffective policy against the crisis, anti-muslim policy, anti-immigration, and his friendship with the wealthiest families and stories of corruption, he lowered their taxes whereas most people were harmed by the crisis. That is why French people voted for social democrat Hollande, which looked like a nice buddy, the contrary of Nicolas Sarkozy...

But it turns out that nothing changed, all country problems are not resolved, so French people are disappointed. They blame François Hollande for doing nothing, being lazy and not finding solutions to the crisis. They think he is totally useless, has no authority, does not stand up and speak up...

Since French people only want solutions to come from the government or the state, and are not able to take care of themselves, they will be blaming the French President and the government until 2017, when they will vote for their new savior, someone who will solve all their problems and help France become the first economic power, at least that's what the candidate will make them believe...
And the story will repeat itself...
Journalists : "François Hollande says unemployment is rising, but that it will decrease by the end of the year"
French people : "Fuck François Hollande, he is doing nothing"
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026