Founding Father

When having sex with a person, upon climax begin to discuss your favorite founding father of the United State, his political views, and their views on the world today. It is a sure way to make the person you are in bed with never call you again. It is especially effective if the partner has no idea what a founding father is.

While laying in bed he discussed with her why Thomas Jefferson, his favorite founding father, and how his views on the role of government on personal freedoms would place a whole new spin on the dialog of civil rights today. He never saw her again.

Founding Father by STD Revenge May 12, 2007

Founding Father

An extreme case of flunking high school. In which the individual stays more than 5 years in the same school. Above the super senior, a student that has been at the school longer than 98 percent of the student population and even some teachers and faculty.
High school typically lasts 4 school years. Well at least it's designed to be that way. Although there is a handful of students whom may excel and finish a year early or others who stay an extra year to catch up on credits.

Person 1: Bro who's that guy over, he looks like he's in his mid 20s!
Person 2: Oh that's just Kyle.

Bro's been here since 2015!
Person 1: Wait...
That was 7 years ago.

Person 2: Ik, bro's a literal founding father of this campus.

Founding Father by reformedshibainu December 11, 2022

Founding Father

A pioneer who helped establish something major and inspired others to follow a lasting influence

“He’s the founding father of modern rap, setting a lasting influence for generations.

Founding Father by Thefishgod August 25, 2026

Founding-Father

The act of pouring powderd crack into a Male's urethra, packing it down like a musket, and climaxing into a partner's mouth or nose

You know, I just had to give her ye ol' founding-father

Founding-Father by Chrombompulus Michael October 22, 2019

Founding Father Hit 

The first hit of a joint or blunt whenever it has to be relighted. Especially when its almost done these hits totally suck and respect goes to whoever grabs the lighter to relight it.

"Dude is it done?"
"Na man but don't worry give me the lighter I'll take a founding father hit."

Founding Father Hit by SocalDreamer May 14, 2012

Founding Father of 4th gen 

Most popular 4th generation male idol.
Has more impact than anyone else.

Hwang Hyunjin is so amazing. He is so talented.
Founding father of 4th gen for sure.

Founding Father of 4th gen by Skz4genleaders.0325 January 7, 2024

founding fathers 

When you sperm in a girls hair and mix it up so that it resembles a white powdered wig.

Her hair was oily for weeks after she a got a founding fathers!

founding fathers by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016