13 definitions by reformedshibainu

An extreme case of flunking high school. In which the individual stays more than 5 years in the same school. Above the super senior, a student that has been at the school longer than 98 percent of the student population and even some teachers and faculty.
High school typically lasts 4 school years. Well at least it's designed to be that way. Although there is a handful of students whom may excel and finish a year early or others who stay an extra year to catch up on credits.
Person 1: Bro who's that guy over, he looks like he's in his mid 20s!
Person 2: Oh that's just Kyle.

Bro's been here since 2015!
Person 1: Wait...
That was 7 years ago.

Person 2: Ik, bro's a literal founding father of this campus.
by reformedshibainu December 12, 2022
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A sun dried turd that still smells as bad as a freshly made turd and is shittier than shit.

The word "PewDiePie sounds somewhat similar to "pubes cream pie", might I add.
Some guy walking on the ranch:" oh shid I just stepped on a PewDiePie with my new yeezys
Other dude:"you idiot why would you bring yeezys to a cattle ranch covered with cow manure?"
by reformedshibainu June 5, 2020
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What happens when you freeze/refrigerate Pre made boba drink for a long period of time. The balls harden and loose the bounciness and joy of freshly made boba and become hard bitter raisin like balls of misery.
Dumbass Joe: damn I'm full asf I should probably save my boba for tomorrow and put it in the refrigerator
16 hours later

Yuck my boba turned into bitter balls! Why Lord why!
by reformedshibainu July 3, 2021
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you will never look at Earth or nature the same way again
person 1"hey you seen earth chan she is hot as fuck
person 2"it scarred me for life its so fucked up! but super hot too"
i masturbated to earth chan and felt like shit afterwards
by reformedshibainu April 8, 2018
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This word has two meanings;
1.) The green goblin like character from Monsters Inc.
2.) A malignant tumor that is growing rapidly in size, one that is so big that it can be seen bulging out from beneath your skin. Very cancerous!
Example 1:
"Mike Wazowski is my favorite character from Monsters Inc and he's green so... yk"
Example 2:
"Wow that was so cringe, I think I got more cancer from that than an actual cigarette would give me. I can feel a few Mike Wazowskis growing on my back"
by reformedshibainu October 19, 2022
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A sludge like liquid consisting of burnt oil, dirt, engine fluids, and dog shit produced from operating an engine. Meowbahh is a toxic waste that is spray cleaned with high pressure water from the engine itself.
Dude 1: hey yo, I'm finally done. That'll be 160 for the tune up plus engine pressure wash. There was a lot of meowbahh on it, typical for a car of this high mileage

Dude 2: ight thanks bro. Here's a 20 dollar tip for removing this vile scum from the face of this earth.
Dude 1: indeed
by reformedshibainu June 30, 2022
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When a nibba be talking some bum ass shit that completely kills the overall good vibe and bums everyone else
Me and the bois about to consume some Popeyes, Jollibee's or whatever the fuck is open at 1am:
Boi 1: damn yo, I'm famished asf I think imma order the 8 piece bucket all for myself
Bum boi: Don't you know that deep fried chicken is loaded In triglycerides and fat and the chemicals from the super heated cooking oil are carcinogic blah blah

Gives a condescending look
Boi 1" bro you are like totally squashing the vibes over here, it's 1am I got the munchies I honestly don't give a fuck about any of that shit.
by reformedshibainu February 18, 2022
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