reformedshibainu's definitions
This word has two meanings;
1.) The green goblin like character from Monsters Inc.
2.) A malignant tumor that is growing rapidly in size, one that is so big that it can be seen bulging out from beneath your skin. Very cancerous!
1.) The green goblin like character from Monsters Inc.
2.) A malignant tumor that is growing rapidly in size, one that is so big that it can be seen bulging out from beneath your skin. Very cancerous!
Example 1:
"Mike Wazowski is my favorite character from Monsters Inc and he's green so... yk"
Example 2:
"Wow that was so cringe, I think I got more cancer from that than an actual cigarette would give me. I can feel a few Mike Wazowskis growing on my back"
"Mike Wazowski is my favorite character from Monsters Inc and he's green so... yk"
Example 2:
"Wow that was so cringe, I think I got more cancer from that than an actual cigarette would give me. I can feel a few Mike Wazowskis growing on my back"
by reformedshibainu October 18, 2022

A sludge like liquid consisting of burnt oil, dirt, engine fluids, and dog shit produced from operating an engine. Meowbahh is a toxic waste that is spray cleaned with high pressure water from the engine itself.
Dude 1: hey yo, I'm finally done. That'll be 160 for the tune up plus engine pressure wash. There was a lot of meowbahh on it, typical for a car of this high mileage
Dude 2: ight thanks bro. Here's a 20 dollar tip for removing this vile scum from the face of this earth.
Dude 1: indeed
Dude 2: ight thanks bro. Here's a 20 dollar tip for removing this vile scum from the face of this earth.
Dude 1: indeed
by reformedshibainu June 29, 2022

Frenchie Bague pronounced (Frenchie Bagay) is a strange way to say "French Baguettes". It is done in order to administer humor to an otherwise plain phrase.
Dude 1: "hey bro let's check out the bakery a few blocks down"
Dude 2:" fuck yeah! Let's go buy some 'frenchie bagues'"
Dude 1:" that's what's up, wait er, wtf did you just say?"
Dude 2:" I want some fucking frenchie bagues for breakfast! Got dammit!"
Dude 1:now frustrated er you mean French Baguettes?"
Dude 2:" yeah"
Dude 1:"then why the fuck are you pronouncing it like that?"
Dude 2:"lol cause it's hilarious haha" is laughing too hard for some reason cause he tweaking or some idk and can't finish his sentence
Dude 1:" I legit still don't know what's so gotdamn funny about anything that you just said but nm"
Dude 2:" fuck yeah! Let's go buy some 'frenchie bagues'"
Dude 1:" that's what's up, wait er, wtf did you just say?"
Dude 2:" I want some fucking frenchie bagues for breakfast! Got dammit!"
Dude 1:now frustrated er you mean French Baguettes?"
Dude 2:" yeah"
Dude 1:"then why the fuck are you pronouncing it like that?"
Dude 2:"lol cause it's hilarious haha" is laughing too hard for some reason cause he tweaking or some idk and can't finish his sentence
Dude 1:" I legit still don't know what's so gotdamn funny about anything that you just said but nm"
by reformedshibainu December 1, 2021

A sun dried turd that still smells as bad as a freshly made turd and is shittier than shit.
The word "PewDiePie sounds somewhat similar to "pubes cream pie", might I add.
The word "PewDiePie sounds somewhat similar to "pubes cream pie", might I add.
Some guy walking on the ranch:" oh shid I just stepped on a PewDiePie with my new yeezys
Other dude:"you idiot why would you bring yeezys to a cattle ranch covered with cow manure?"
Other dude:"you idiot why would you bring yeezys to a cattle ranch covered with cow manure?"
by reformedshibainu June 5, 2020

one who doesn't shut the fuck up about the game "Among Us" and constantly shows signs of a amogus toxicity.
Typical signs and symptoms of Amogus include:
1. Seeing Among Us characters in regular day to day objects
2. Constantly making references to the game even if the situation is uncalled for
3. repeatedly using slang such as "sus"
"amogus" "vent" or other deviations of said words making you look like an obsessed loser in front of people who don't know what Among Us is.
4. Spending hours posting or consuming cringe Among Us related memes and content
5. Translating aspects of Among Us to everyday life situations, such as ejecting people or calling "emergency meetings"
If you or a loved one is an amongtard whom shows multiple of these signs and symptoms then it is highly likely that you are suffering from a debilitating cancerous disease known as amogus.
About 9/10 of the amongtard population suffers from this disease.
Typical signs and symptoms of Amogus include:
1. Seeing Among Us characters in regular day to day objects
2. Constantly making references to the game even if the situation is uncalled for
3. repeatedly using slang such as "sus"
"amogus" "vent" or other deviations of said words making you look like an obsessed loser in front of people who don't know what Among Us is.
4. Spending hours posting or consuming cringe Among Us related memes and content
5. Translating aspects of Among Us to everyday life situations, such as ejecting people or calling "emergency meetings"
If you or a loved one is an amongtard whom shows multiple of these signs and symptoms then it is highly likely that you are suffering from a debilitating cancerous disease known as amogus.
About 9/10 of the amongtard population suffers from this disease.
Person 1: hey bro you acting sus asf your so sussy I know you took my fortnite card, sus sus sus vent vent vent you need to be ejected now!!!!
Person 2: dude shut the fuck up with that bullshit you are being such an amongtard, chill tf out
Person 2: dude shut the fuck up with that bullshit you are being such an amongtard, chill tf out
by reformedshibainu April 19, 2021

In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.
Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"
by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022

An extreme case of flunking high school. In which the individual stays more than 5 years in the same school. Above the super senior, a student that has been at the school longer than 98 percent of the student population and even some teachers and faculty.
High school typically lasts 4 school years. Well at least it's designed to be that way. Although there is a handful of students whom may excel and finish a year early or others who stay an extra year to catch up on credits.
High school typically lasts 4 school years. Well at least it's designed to be that way. Although there is a handful of students whom may excel and finish a year early or others who stay an extra year to catch up on credits.
Person 1: Bro who's that guy over, he looks like he's in his mid 20s!
Person 2: Oh that's just Kyle.
Bro's been here since 2015!
Person 1: Wait...
That was 7 years ago.
Person 2: Ik, bro's a literal founding father of this campus.
Person 2: Oh that's just Kyle.
Bro's been here since 2015!
Person 1: Wait...
That was 7 years ago.
Person 2: Ik, bro's a literal founding father of this campus.
by reformedshibainu December 11, 2022
