When, during sex, a finger/fingernail hooks someone's anus during intercourse, causing snagging and discomfort. Like the fishing term when the fish is hooked in the tail rather than the mouth.
by busterposey November 17, 2010
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“ How did you meet your wife? “
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
by Shafe98 July 15, 2018
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Sam: I'll be right back *In his attempt to get out from behind the table he loses his balance and steps on the Hookah hose, pulling the Hookah over*
Tim: *After rushing to pick up and put out the coals* Damnit man, your Hookah foul just put two big holes in my new couch!
Sam: Sorry bro, how about a blowy?
Tim: *Sigh* Yea, I guess that'd help make up for it.
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Jack: *Gets up to go to the bathroom, walks across the room*
Lenny: Hookah foul.
Jack: *Stops* What?
Lenny: You didn't throw the hose within arms reach of me, now I've got to get my ass up and grab the hose to plug it so I can smoke. Dick.
Jack: My bad, would a reach around help?
Lenny: Yea, we could probably call it even.
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Tim: Yo, I know the perfect song for this session *Goes to YouTube and plays Rebecca Black 'Friday'*
Jim: What the fuck man, such a Hookah foul. You just completely ruined my buzz.
Tim: Would it help if I gave you a blumpkin?
Jim: Yea, I guess that would be fair.
Tim: *After rushing to pick up and put out the coals* Damnit man, your Hookah foul just put two big holes in my new couch!
Sam: Sorry bro, how about a blowy?
Tim: *Sigh* Yea, I guess that'd help make up for it.
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Jack: *Gets up to go to the bathroom, walks across the room*
Lenny: Hookah foul.
Jack: *Stops* What?
Lenny: You didn't throw the hose within arms reach of me, now I've got to get my ass up and grab the hose to plug it so I can smoke. Dick.
Jack: My bad, would a reach around help?
Lenny: Yea, we could probably call it even.
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Tim: Yo, I know the perfect song for this session *Goes to YouTube and plays Rebecca Black 'Friday'*
Jim: What the fuck man, such a Hookah foul. You just completely ruined my buzz.
Tim: Would it help if I gave you a blumpkin?
Jim: Yea, I guess that would be fair.
by Dr. Hookah May 6, 2011
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