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No Fortnite February 

A month in which you cannot play Fortnite in any way, shape or form. Loss of virginity tends to increase by 600%
"Yo, John Wick needs your help at Tilted Towers!"

"Sorry man, it's No Fortnite February! Can't do that shit today!"

no fortnite february 

an act in which during the whole month of february, you dont play fortnite.
ratthew: hey man did you get that le epic battle royale??
billiam, an intellectual: hell naw im doing no fortnite february
no fortnite february by mcficker January 1, 2019

No Fortnite February 

A month in which people are challenged to give up fortnite for the month of February. Loss of virginity tends to increase by 800%.
An estimated 2.5 million males will lose their virginity during no fortnite February

Forbid Fortnite February 

In the month of February 2019, you are not allowed to play Fortnite in any way, shape, or form. Virginities lost increase by 600%.
“Hey bro! You wanna play Fortnite?”
“I can’t! It’s Forbid Fortnite February!”

Freeze From Fortnite February 

A month in which all must try to refrain themselves from playing the popular game Fortnite.
"Hey are you gonna participate in Freeze From Fortnite February?"

"No thanks, I really dont want to lose my virginity

Fuck Fortnite February 

The month u can't play Fortnite or u big GAE!
Fun Fact:
During these 28-29 days suicide rate increases to 69%
Also sex rate increases to 100%
Ninja:I'ma play Fortnite all night this month!
Skull Trooper:Seriously! NIBBA, it's Fuck Fortnite February!
Ninja:SHIT! I forgot! Now I can't lose my virginity

Ninja: .................(slowly tying a noose)........................