Definitions by mcficker

welcome to free hermit crab 

a shop in myrtle beach that says "welcome to free hermit crab" in the window

guy1: hey dude i just went to welcome to free hermit crab
guy2: thats such a convenient store
guy1: i know right

welcome to free hermit crab by mcficker January 1, 2019

no fortnite february 

an act in which during the whole month of february, you dont play fortnite.

ratthew: hey man did you get that le epic battle royale??
billiam, an intellectual: hell naw im doing no fortnite february

no fortnite february by mcficker January 1, 2019