welcome to free hermit crab

a shop in myrtle beach that says "welcome to free hermit crab" in the window
guy1: hey dude i just went to welcome to free hermit crab
guy2: thats such a convenient store
guy1: i know right
by mcficker January 01, 2019
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no fortnite february

an act in which during the whole month of february, you dont play fortnite.
ratthew: hey man did you get that le epic battle royale??
billiam, an intellectual: hell naw im doing no fortnite february
by mcficker January 01, 2019
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