no fortnite february

an act in which during the whole month of february, you dont play fortnite.

ratthew: hey man did you get that le epic battle royale??
billiam, an intellectual: hell naw im doing no fortnite february

by mcficker January 02, 2019

welcome to free hermit crab

a shop in myrtle beach that says "welcome to free hermit crab" in the window

guy1: hey dude i just went to welcome to free hermit crab
guy2: thats such a convenient store
guy1: i know right

by mcficker January 02, 2019