Former Mormon. Person who at one time in there life been a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
"Why do you know every Disney Movie?"
"Because I'm a formon."
by Antinephi November 2, 2009
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A former mormon (i.e. member of the so-called Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints). Someone who wised up and realized just how utterly loony Mormonism is.

Often brought on by actually reading the Book of Mormon or studying the life of Joseph Smith.

See also jack mormon, exmormon, morg.
Some prominent formons include Warren Zevon, Eliza Dushku, the singer Jewel, Paul D. Boyer, William Shunn, etc.
by bloviating1 June 5, 2009
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a mixture of pheromones and hormones put together to create a massive amount of horniness or sexual activity.
My formones were so intense that I felt like I was going to cum in my pants.

Scott's formones got a hold of him when the hot asian with tight pants walked in the room.

Ruby's could sense the formones of her hot lesbian girlfriend as she reached up her dress.

Putting off you formones is an easy way to let someone know you want to have sex.
by Alicemonroe February 19, 2010
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