fork

There is no fork either. See spoon

See this fork? It's not there, there is no fork you dumbass.

by theGreenBunny May 23, 2003

fork it

having sexual relations with someone; alternative to the phrase, "fuck it"; to terminate something; replacing a fork to eat with when a spoon would usually be used but is unavailable.

"Dude, me and Jenny are totally gonna fork it tonight."

"Fork it, man! I'll never get the homework done in time!"

"Damn, my dog's dying. I think the vet is gonna have to fork it..."

"Hey, we're out of spoons. How are we gonna eat the pudding?" "Just fork it!"

by TroyTrojanAPR March 3, 2010

fork

another word that says 'fuck' in a euphemistic way.

fork you bitch! fork you asshole! I am out.
(These two say the Pixies suck moose dick... can ya even believe it?!)

by hytham_hammer July 20, 2005

Forking

To be confused or to be struggling with a binary choice.

"You're really forking me here prof, I mean I can't decide if I align with procedural or substantive theory" *wipes forehead*

by Gordo986 March 8, 2018

forking

The art of stabbing your food to death so you don't have to eat it.

"She spent an hour forking her food to death."

by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003

forked

Another word for getting absolutely mortaled.

I'm going to get absolutely forked tonight. Grab the voddy let's go

by Rehanae May 26, 2018

fork

One of the better replacements for the word "fuck."

Get the fork away from me, whorebag!

by Chem December 10, 2003