The only school where the underclassmen are bigger sluts than the upper class, only in comparison to Garfield. I'm talking about orgies and sucking dick in the hallways along with fucking on the damn floor of a bathroom. Crowded ass hallways with ghetto kids blocking the way who cause the most trouble with fights and drugs. Broken sinks, broken dreams. Dirty ass bathrooms or juul rooms with shit stains on the stall walls and floors with wet toilet paper everywhere, especially on the ceiling. Not to mention the sophomore having a fucking seizure from a hitting a fake ass cart or unit. You'll find random ass shit in the urinals too, like a turd or bread. Football games are just a place where kids fight or drink until they puke or have a seizure to watch a shitty ass football team get raped, no lube, by a ghetto ass school down the road from us. An IT school with shitty ass wifi and even shitter IT teachers who don't do shit as well.
Adult: So what high school are you thinking of going to?
8th Grader: Forest Park High School in PWC
Adult: Aw man....good luck.
8th Grader: Forest Park High School in PWC
Adult: Aw man....good luck.
by 968673937447388 January 13, 2020
Get the Forest Park High School mug.A Street Bruins or commonly known as speds also have a shitty play in December called the Polar Express that looks like it came from a mental asylum. JROTC kids are probably the most fucking annoying kids of the school full of school shooters and ratchet bitches who have STD's (deadass) White girl cliques also who have a nose in everybody's shit for some reason because they're so fucking bored with their lives. The classes also get dumber and dumber and less white by each year due to the changing demographics of PWC so it'll become full of greasy Hispanics who don't speak English and wannabe ghetto kids trying to act tough. I wouldn't be surprised if this school got shot up in the next decade.
You can't mention Forest Park without the drugs. Shitty acid tabs, dab pens full of Vitamin C and syrup and weed that looks like it grew in a sewer pipe. Supposedly some teacher also smokes with the students as well. Teachers are also a lil pervy and basic but some are cool. They all got a bunch of issues that they tell to their uncomfortable class
All in all, a great school for your kids and a delighting experience for all.
also, nice scenery of a forest as well, where the boys smoke.
6.9/10
Go Bruins
You can't mention Forest Park without the drugs. Shitty acid tabs, dab pens full of Vitamin C and syrup and weed that looks like it grew in a sewer pipe. Supposedly some teacher also smokes with the students as well. Teachers are also a lil pervy and basic but some are cool. They all got a bunch of issues that they tell to their uncomfortable class
All in all, a great school for your kids and a delighting experience for all.
also, nice scenery of a forest as well, where the boys smoke.
6.9/10
Go Bruins
by 968673937447388 January 13, 2020
Get the Forest Park High School mug.An AIDS infected school that's boring asf wit loud bitches in it. Basically like garfield but worse. Steve Walts needs to shut the school down and move everybody Garfield. This would be tuff as shit, on god.
by domohasabigdick1001 April 29, 2019
Get the Forest Park High School mug.1. The weirdest combination of crazy-rich rofo hos and ghetto kids you'll ever spend four years with.
2. A couple kids go to Harvard, most fail to meet No Child Left Behind.
3. Everyone smokes pot. Everyone. Especially the gym teachers.
2. A couple kids go to Harvard, most fail to meet No Child Left Behind.
3. Everyone smokes pot. Everyone. Especially the gym teachers.
@ college
OPRF kid: Yeah, I went to Oak Park & River Forest High School
New Trier kid: Man, I came close to city limits once and I was almost mugged by a group of OPRF kids.
OPRF kid: They were probably all in my consumer ed class..
OPRF kid: Yeah, I went to Oak Park & River Forest High School
New Trier kid: Man, I came close to city limits once and I was almost mugged by a group of OPRF kids.
OPRF kid: They were probably all in my consumer ed class..
by heyohmesayayo March 22, 2011
Get the Oak Park & River Forest High School mug.Located on 201 Scoville Ave, students are three thirds white, one fourth hater, and one third potheads who bleed orange n blue. White kids are constantly trying to disassociate with the fact they they are, in fact, white. The underclass caf, or fight club, think theyre tough but every breath just adds another chromosome to their body. The upperclass caf is loud with kids who want to be noticed before they graduate. Art hoes, or stuckup kids with sticks so far up they can't sit, are notoriously known for never letting anyone into art spaces. Self diagnose is the true way to go so don't complain unless you have ten disabilities and four aneurysms a day. Drama kids could drown in tears cried over the fact they don’t have friends. Band can’t stop banging eachother. Sports kids suck their way to the top and act like gods, but really they're as sad as the rest of us, if not more. The fifteen million other clubs just exist. All OPRF kids are stuckup entitled whiners who don’t understand what a life is. They think they do, but being friends with sophomore science teachers ain't gonna give jobs. The freshmen have filled the halls with vape and look like two yearolds. It's a surprise we're still alive. No wonder no college wants us. Its a pain for anyone who is slightly less engrossed in living their golden years out in highschool. Overall theyre a bunch of sleepdeprived potheads trying to ignore the petty cliques constantly indirecting anyone“triggering”.
OPRF Student : "Yeah I go to Oak Park River Forest High School it's pretty well known n all. Go Huskies!"
Literally anyone from outside of Oak Park: "What's OPRF?"
OPRF Student: :0
Literally anyone from outside of Oak Park: "What's OPRF?"
OPRF Student: :0
by lemonbitch January 12, 2019
Get the Oak Park River Forest High School mug.a public high school in oak park, west of chicago. more then half the kids smoke hella weed and party, the other half are from river forest, and are good church-going, rule abiding citizens. kids there love pot. and so do some teachers. Sometimes known as "Smoke Park" and "Reefer Forest"
by abcd12321 December 20, 2010
Get the Oak Park and River Forest High School mug.It’s one of those places you love and hate at the same time. Majority of people there do drugs(smoke weed usually) and the other portion fucking hates drugs. The parties are usually kick backs but you do get the occasional banger(really depends on your friend group). Every year this school get crazier! Watch your back for backstabbing hoe friends and douchebags. Also half the people there will say they’re from Chicago... bitch no you ain’t
College student: I went to Oak Park and River Forest High School, “it’s in Chicago”.
Other student: oh you’re one of those...
Other student: oh you’re one of those...
by justanotherwhitebitch May 7, 2019
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