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The only school where the underclassmen are bigger sluts than the upper class, only in comparison to Garfield. I'm talking about orgies and sucking dick in the hallways along with fucking on the damn floor of a bathroom. Crowded ass hallways with ghetto kids blocking the way who cause the most trouble with fights and drugs. Broken sinks, broken dreams. Dirty ass bathrooms or juul rooms with shit stains on the stall walls and floors with wet toilet paper everywhere, especially on the ceiling. Not to mention the sophomore having a fucking seizure from a hitting a fake ass cart or unit. You'll find random ass shit in the urinals too, like a turd or bread. Football games are just a place where kids fight or drink until they puke or have a seizure to watch a shitty ass football team get raped, no lube, by a ghetto ass school down the road from us. An IT school with shitty ass wifi and even shitter IT teachers who don't do shit as well.
Adult: So what high school are you thinking of going to?

8th Grader: Forest Park High School in PWC

Adult: Aw man....good luck.
by 968673937447388 January 14, 2020
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A Street Bruins or commonly known as speds also have a shitty play in December called the Polar Express that looks like it came from a mental asylum. JROTC kids are probably the most fucking annoying kids of the school full of school shooters and ratchet bitches who have STD's (deadass) White girl cliques also who have a nose in everybody's shit for some reason because they're so fucking bored with their lives. The classes also get dumber and dumber and less white by each year due to the changing demographics of PWC so it'll become full of greasy Hispanics who don't speak English and wannabe ghetto kids trying to act tough. I wouldn't be surprised if this school got shot up in the next decade.

You can't mention Forest Park without the drugs. Shitty acid tabs, dab pens full of Vitamin C and syrup and weed that looks like it grew in a sewer pipe. Supposedly some teacher also smokes with the students as well. Teachers are also a lil pervy and basic but some are cool. They all got a bunch of issues that they tell to their uncomfortable class

All in all, a great school for your kids and a delighting experience for all.

also, nice scenery of a forest as well, where the boys smoke.

6.9/10
Go Bruins
good luck y'all.

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by 968673937447388 January 14, 2020
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