'Do It For The Plot’: the conscious decision to see yourself as the main character of the story that is your life. You maintain the outlook that every moment - good or bad - is merely a plot point for your larger narrative. You are the writer, producer, director and star of your life. Start living unapologetically, and give them a plot twist that no one saw coming.
Coined by Serena Kerrigan
I was scared to approach that hot guy at the bar, but my friend told me to do it for the plot.
A reason given when something unrealistic, unbelievable, or too convenient happens in a movie, book, or TV show because otherwise the plot would be ruined. Especially relevant when characters miss obvious details that would lead to big revelations.
"Why the FUCK hasn't Lois Lane realized that Clark Kent is Superman! They look exactly alike and he DOESN'T EVEN WEAR A MASK!"
"For the Sake of the Plot."
Doing what will be good for you. Whether that means making choices that will get you closer to where you want to be in life, or just simply making a choice that is going to benefit your “plot”
Example 1-
Person 1: I think I’m gonna quit my job man, I hate my new coworker…
Person 2: Do what’s good for the plot bro
Example 2-
Person 1: I got drunk and dropped out of school
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.