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Fat overweight piece of shit. also can be known as MFOPOS, M referring to Motherfucking. Motherfucking fat overweight piece of shit.
MFOPOS, shut the fuck up!
Fopos by Gerald. March 6, 2008
Words you can keep
Stands for Fucking Old Piece Of Shit.

More specifically a person.

Much more frequently a women but there have been cases of a fopos being men also.

Complains about absolutely everything.

Usually has a high pitched shrieky voice.

Always terrible drivers. Barely seeing over the steering wheel is a tell tale sign. Straw hat on the rear parcel shelf of a vehicle is another.

Can be abbreviated as Fope if you are casually describing one to somebody else
The lady from work is such a fopos. She can't even use her own computer or phone because she's like 85 and if you have to talk to her for any reason she will very likely start screaming at you.
Fopos by Trif3cta May 30, 2025
Related Words
fopo foosh fomosexual folos foose foosball foosa Foosie foosed Fooser

Foos Gone Wild

A collective and movement built on the strength of user-submitted videos, artwork, and music on Instagram among other social media outlets. Skits like the Foo Files (fashioned after the X Files), Where is this Foo Going?, Foo News, y mas are often dubbed by a Foo, more than likely the Foos Gone Wild founder, King Foo, creating hilarious content. Highlights of Foos Gone Wild include catch phrases like Saca La Bolsita, Look At It Closely (#LAIC), Fuck Lames, and straight posting not giving a fuck. Much of the humor centers around Chicano foos from Los Angeles and throughout So Cal, but also targets foos of many persuasions and locales and pokes fun at just about everybody, especially lames and racists. Has been considered "the next WorldStar."
"Warning! Warning! Another sighting from the #FooFiles #sacalabolsita"
(hilarious video ensues)
(deep voice-over) "Foos Gone Wild...."
to be as cool as lightning mcqueen
dude you’re so foosop!!
foosop by _.elijah._10 February 1, 2019
A foosball player; usually someone who is talented at the game. This definition is common among foosball (table soccer) players in Canada.
Frederico Colignon is the world's best fooser.
fooser by Matrixx Mage June 17, 2009
"Get the fuck off me with that foozle-it tastes like a monkey`s ass."

"Bring on da foosle-it`s time to party !"
foosle by torquemada23 May 11, 2010

foostikae 

Licking a man near his pee hole.
I foostikae steven last night.
foostikae by Yourmamagirl February 17, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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