Football Team
Football Team- A mass of bumbling idiots and jocks who think about sex every 5 seconds and fap in the showers.
Football Team by GothicInLove December 26, 2010
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football team by Anonymous September 2, 2003
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Football team by Scooter McToot December 9, 2025
Butler Golden Tornado Football Team
The sideshow for the Marching Band.
Why can't this second quarter be over already and the Butler Golden Tornado Football Team get off the field so we can watch the marching band actually excel at something.
Butler Golden Tornado Football Team by Mr. Marching Band October 25, 2011
England Football team
A team of decent players that get played out of position by an owl cunt who prepares a leaving speech instead of trying to beat fucking Iceland.
England Football team by ThinkOfSomething July 4, 2016
Manatee High School Football Team
Kev: Hey Jack, did you watch the Manatee High School Football Team game on Friday?
Jack: Yeah, they’re Dogshit. I’m pretty sure JV did better on Thursday.
Jack: Yeah, they’re Dogshit. I’m pretty sure JV did better on Thursday.
Manatee High School Football Team by ManteeHigh September 22, 2021
smartest guy on the football team
smartest guy on the football team by pseudonymyoullseewhaticando May 22, 2019
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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