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Football Girl 

Variation of the “pick me girl” who focus on obsessing over the NFL/College Football. She believe her superior knowledge of players, teams, drafts, and regulations will somehow set her apart making her “not like other girls”. She’ll say she likes the “strategy, and the athleticism,” and whatever other BS she can conjure to convince herself she actually likes it. But in reality she’s using it as a mate-seeking advantage tool. It’s also how you end up with female sports-casters. She would prefer to date athletes, but her pungent desperation for sports-approval leaves her benched. She usually ends up settling for any regular black dude.
Vicky is real football girl. She knows more than the homies. Which is good for like fantasy and betting, I guess. But I don’t really gaf otherwise I just want to like my shit.
Football Girl by Stingleberry January 7, 2023
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Football Girls 

Very rare, but badass ladies who will step up and show the boys how it’s done. They’re probably some of the most tough and talented female athletes that won’t take your sh*t. They work extremely hard to be the best, it’s almost like they never get tired out because they will stop at nothing to be on top.
“Football Girls are honestly so tough. I play on the same team as one, she won’t take anyone’s sh*t”

football girlfriend 

A specific female partner or life partner who is in a relationship with an athlete
Omg! Ciera, I'm the best football girlfriend ever !! I'm gonna get shirts with Cane face on them and his number .
football girlfriend by anonymous December 19, 2022

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026