Foolong

When you try to type "fooling" but comes out wrong. Often used as a synonym of awesome, funny, silly, etc

"I workship your foolong mind"

"Mah foolong is too big"

"I live in a giant foolong"

"- Hi John, how are you today?
- I'm foolong, thanks for asking"

by kittykat2007 December 19, 2008

Filipino Footlong

A Filipino Footlong is a Asain/Filipino mans penis that is 1 foot/12 inches long.

Person 1- Did you hear Andrew has a Filipino Footlong?

Person 2- Makes sense, he’s Filipino.

by Adam Standley January 28, 2019

Philadelphia Footlong

A sex act in which a man’s penis is squeezed between a pair of breasts tightly until blood is cut off from the boner, giving it a necrotic gray hue

She gave me the Philadelphia Footlong, bro. No going back from that.

by Phillyfootlong September 2, 2022

fooling around

Sexual activities between two people which normally involves getting to 2nd base (hand-jobs, fingering) and/or to 3rd base (blow-jobs, eating out).

Mike and I were only fooling around last night, we didn't actually fuck.

by Kakalak November 13, 2005

Five dollar footlong

subway's limited offer of a five dollar footlong!

im going to subway to get a five dollar footlong

by Josh Simpson of Illinois April 17, 2008

Wagga Wagga Footlong

When a Downunder man with an average penis (6 inch) brags to a girl "I could give you 12 inches and make you bleed". Then sticks it in twice and punches her in the nose.

I was talking to this hot chick the other night, she was iffy about coming back to mine so I dropped the Wagga Wagga Footlong on her and made the bitch bleed.

by Simdog.Brisvegas August 29, 2019

footlong at subway

A foot long at subway is a 12 inch sandwhich that people enjoy buying. This term however has been con notated with sex after the $5 foot long commercial which implies you can buy a foot long penis for $5

Imma go to subway and get a footlong at subway and then go home to get another foot long

by Jooooohhhnnnnn ceeennaaaa October 7, 2016