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Food crawl 

Visiting multiple restaurants in an evening to obtain one complete and proper meal. This may be done as a dine-in or take-out experience. It is most often a practice where restaurants have one tasty item, and everything else on the menu ranged from only moderatly good to shit.
Well if you can't decide where to eat, quit wasting my time and let's do a food crawl.
Food crawl by Walla_B September 4, 2014
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food crawl 

Food crawl (n). a multi-stop investigation of the best restaurants, meals, or specific item on the menu. Food crawls may last a few or much longer depending on the type of crawl.
“Bro, let’s do a taco food crawl next week and find the best carnitas in town.”
food crawl by christine sixteen November 23, 2009

Fast food crawl 

A fast food crawl is when a group of friends sets out on a journey to all fast food chain restaurants in the surrounding area, and consumes a minimum of two items from the menu. Of the two items, one must be a potato based substance (i.e. fries, wedges, mashed potatoes) or appetizer, while the second is the staple dish or meal offered by the chain. Finally the patrons of the crawl must also purchase a minimum of a medium drink at every restaurant.
Yo J did you hear that E and I went on that fast food crawl last week? Man I haven't taken a solid dump in a week, iv'e just been slapping turds since.
Fast food crawl by slappingturds December 4, 2014

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026