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follow me 

1. follow me by unkle kracker: (a) best song in the world, (b) song that thousands of innocent, younger elementary aged girls sang along to and fell in love with before they knew the real meaning of the words

2. seductive theme song for heroin addicts and/or adulterers
1. *follow me by unkle kracker plays on the car radio* four and six year old sisters shouting in the backseat: "SWIM THROUGH YOUR VEINS LIKE A FISH IN THE SEA!"

2. as a herion addict suffers withdrawal, ''follow me'' echoes through his head, taunting him, seducing him to get high again.

young man sings ''follow me'' to his married mistress
follow me by ma.st99 January 27, 2011

follow me 

a fanpages worst nightmare to see in the comments of their instagram posts. fanpages do not aknowledge these kinds of things in the comments of their posts and it is likely that the person who tells the fanpage to follow them will get blocked. don't ever say this in the comments of their instagram when they are trying to show their love and support to their favs, they don't want to see this being said. respect fanpages because they are the ones working hard to bring you content for your entertainment.
"please follow me"

"follow me and i follow back"

"follow me, i am a fan"
follow me by ggroupsite September 6, 2020

Follow me home and fuck me's

Female shoes, pumps, boots, stilettos, designed to attract male attention
Fuck me pumps; fuck me shoes; follow me home boots, hence the expression "follow me home and fuck me's".

Follow me i know the way. 

Follow me i know the way is mainly used by pedophiles and rapists as a way to lure in smaller children that are lost by telling them that they know the way.
Pedophile walks up to a lost child

Pedophile: "Hi are you alright?"

Child: "No sir im lost!"

Pedophile: "Follow me i know the way."

Follow me around Tom 

Similar to a peeking Tom, but he takes it a step further and follows the person around. Not to confuse with with a stalker Tom, cause that's the next step
Babe, did you ever spy and creep on me like a peeping Tom, cuz you definitely followed me around everywhere like follow me around Tom...
Follow me around Tom by ItalianDomB December 19, 2021

Follow me on Twitter 

An easy way to piss of a large group of people.
Person 1: "Follow me on Twitter bro"
Person 2: "Loser bitch ass"
Follow me on Twitter by g2em4 July 11, 2023
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