Dogwood27's definitions

Pelvic dodium

A red bottle that shakes with use often used to cure hysteria in females analogous to both vaginal mucosa and a dildo

Marjories eyes glazed over. "She's going into a state of hysteria." Said lumox the white alley cat owned by mrs. Maxine Madison. Finkle get the pelvic dodium from the shelf please.

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021

BLT Squashle

A term that will one day be used in pornographic to describe the phenomenon of squeezing a ripe tomato between two loaves of bread jam packed into the anal sphincter and topped with lettuce and bacon

Raven Riley had never had a BLT Squashle but Harry Potter's look alike preferred his with butter. Yum!

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021

Smirching

To look down upon in a condescending way especially in the instance of mistakes in grammar and language misuse. A derogatory rebuttal primarily used by the illiterate, uneducated, and under or unappreciated genius.

"Yo tyrrany under any democracy ain't no joke. Black lives matter. Don't no fools they take us for."said hassym. "your language usage is attrociously obscene." Said Robert. Hassym answered back, "yo don't be smirching."

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021

Hypathalamus

The part of a woman's brain that differs from a man's which many men wish to see that proves a woman cannot be sexist. An errogenous zone.

"It's the hypathalamus Jacob. An errogenous zone. Women cannot be sexist. They're made differently." Said bumblebrea. "I'd like to see that." Said Jacob. "I'm sure you would" said Marjorie salswich,"I'm sure you would."

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021

Lumox

A character in Jonathan gagens classic tale akin to wonderland which hasn't been written yet and might never be written as unpublished author Jonathan gagen has schizoaffective who is a large talking white alley cat who is the female partner of the Cheshire cat in Alice's wonderland owned by Mrs Maxine Madison regent and owner of the whole northwest

The Cheshire cat was eating kibble when lumox brushed up against with her diddle.

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021

Rizmatiz

A disease of the lung primarily caused by smoking habitually.

What an ashcloud. He probably has rizmatiz.

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021

Spigot bigot

A fairy who is racially inclined to rude remarks about humans.

"Codswallop your such a rather prudent person. Why don't you clip your toenails elsewhere than the sink?" Codswallop replied, "Adamine you are such a spigot bigot!"

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021