Dogwood27's definitions

BLT Squashle

A term that will one day be used in pornographic to describe the phenomenon of squeezing a ripe tomato between two loaves of bread jam packed into the anal sphincter and topped with lettuce and bacon

Raven Riley had never had a BLT Squashle but Harry Potter's look alike preferred his with butter. Yum!

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021

Lumox

A character in Jonathan gagens classic tale akin to wonderland which hasn't been written yet and might never be written as unpublished author Jonathan gagen has schizoaffective who is a large talking white alley cat who is the female partner of the Cheshire cat in Alice's wonderland owned by Mrs Maxine Madison regent and owner of the whole northwest

The Cheshire cat was eating kibble when lumox brushed up against with her diddle.

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021

Rizmatiz

A disease of the lung primarily caused by smoking habitually.

What an ashcloud. He probably has rizmatiz.

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021

Hypathalamus

The part of a woman's brain that differs from a man's which many men wish to see that proves a woman cannot be sexist. An errogenous zone.

"It's the hypathalamus Jacob. An errogenous zone. Women cannot be sexist. They're made differently." Said bumblebrea. "I'd like to see that." Said Jacob. "I'm sure you would" said Marjorie salswich,"I'm sure you would."

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021

Spigot bigot

A fairy who is racially inclined to rude remarks about humans.

"Codswallop your such a rather prudent person. Why don't you clip your toenails elsewhere than the sink?" Codswallop replied, "Adamine you are such a spigot bigot!"

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021

Pelvic dodium

A red bottle that shakes with use often used to cure hysteria in females analogous to both vaginal mucosa and a dildo

Marjories eyes glazed over. "She's going into a state of hysteria." Said lumox the white alley cat owned by mrs. Maxine Madison. Finkle get the pelvic dodium from the shelf please.

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021

Foggle

An imaginary creature analogous to the penis which sputters and slobbers much like the Wang doodles a type of flute also analogous to the penis of which the wives of men cut from the stalk of a particular Reed that grows in a man's das analogous to the groin or crotch area and then they boil it in pelvic dodium analogous to vaginal mucosa used to cure hysteria in females rubbing the diddle analogous to the clitoris most wonderful of genital organs and then they play a song analogous to semen which together with the fruits of their labor produces a muskrat rose analogous to a vaginal dump. Then the female gives back the Wang doodle to the man assuming he had it in the first place and he rubs one off on her uvula analogous to the vagina.

Finkle held his foggle like a toddler for Maxine Madison had a rather large collection of Wang doodles and there was pelvic dodium everywhere. It was a nightmare for a virgin of his caliber.

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021