Fogeled

An injury that is disproportionate to the act which caused it. Usually resulting in a trip to the hospital. Often followed by manning up and meeting for a drink afterwards.

I totally Fogeled when I was changing my lightbulb and one of the ceiling fans flew off the fixture and stabbed me in the eye and 911 was called.

Fogeled by Doctor Ouch February 1, 2014

foggled 

when you've been in fog

we just went through loads of fog, we must have been foggled

foggled by Ranny roo February 3, 2010

Foggledwarf 

Having sexual relations with vertically challenged or feline Americans

"Oh wow! Did you see that guy foggledwarf Mr. Sniffles?!"

"I think I'm gonna go and foggledwarf that mountain lion."

Foggledwarf by Eric Studstrup March 5, 2011

fogled 

To inappropriately check out underage girls like Jared Fogle the Subway.

Dude, you just Fogled that girl. Do you want to go to jail?

fogled by BornInTheBurn October 24, 2015

fogled 

to get screwed over royally, as in the TV show treasure hunters

oh man, they fogled us.
or
Ha! we just fogled your ass!

fogled by Coyote90 August 26, 2006

foggled 

To not have a clear perception,as if a fog obscures goggles; to be in a fog; to be confused.

I missed my appointment because my son's conversation foggled me this morning.

foggled by BasileBeauty2 April 28, 2009

Fogled 

Getting fucked up beyond belief, getting so drunk you wake up drunk the next morning and stay drunk until the afternoon.

I got soooo Fogled last night i woke up in the wrong house with someones dog on my lap!

Fogled by docsully May 23, 2011