Flypapered 

The event in which one passes out in the exact position of which they sat, laid, or jettisoned oneself to the ground(or any terrain) after consuming large quantities of alcohol and/or drugs.

“Bro! You wouldn’t believe how figgity-fucked up I was lastnight, I was straight flypapered in the middle of Jennifer’s living room halfway through the party!”

Flypapered by Mr. Crosslink June 14, 2018

flippered 

To make a girl recreate the noises of Flipper, the great dolphin, who has starred in many films and tv series. Can be also known as: flippering and flipper.

I totally just flippered her last night.
I am too busy flippering right now; I'll turn in the report tomorrow.

flippered by Dr Lollipop July 5, 2008

flypaper 

A strain of marijuana, weed aka cronic know to be one of the stickiest marijuana plants know to man. Rose colored buds with red, and orange hairs. Know to be of the top 12 America's Most Wanted Marijuana Plant. Others that made the list include Lil Stanky, Red Delicious, Angel food, K. Killer,Dutch Treat, Hydro-Skunk 420, Honolulu Rose (crazy looking!) sky Scraper, Old Yeller, Flypaper, Bride Of Dankenstein, and Purplectasy ( another fav.)

We gripped up that ounce of that Flypaper last night, and it was some fire ass weed

flypaper by Hitemup February 3, 2008

Flypaper sex 

Flypaper sex is when you go glamping with a really great guy who gives you a chainsaw and you get really tired and he goes down on you during your work break making you feel “some kinda way” but also there’s flypaper hanging everywhere which makes you feel kinda dirty so you try to forget the whole experience by chugging a brown Riesling.

I have some sweet ass flypaper sex on the reg.

Flypaper sex by Theglamperking October 22, 2018

Defective Flypaper 

When, for whatever reason (tired, drunk, hungover, preoccupied, just not understanding, etc.), someone is explaining something to you and it's just not sticking.

I seem totally unable to comprehend what was just said. I feel like defective flypaper right now.

Defective Flypaper by DarthKiljoy March 5, 2009

Flypaper 

Someone who attracts a certain group of people.

"I'm flypaper for freaks"

Flypaper by StrayKat July 31, 2012

flypaper 

Someone you can't shake off, even with the broadest hint like, "Go away." Usually someone who loves to hear him/herself talk, but sometimes a silent attention-puppy who parks in one of your chairs and stares at you.

Me: Help! Flypaper alert! Roberta has been running her mouth non-stop here for an hour.
You: Ha ha! Better you than me!
Me: Let's sneak out for lunch.
You: How?
Me: We meet in the men's room and wait until she attaches herself to someone else. Then run for the elevator.

flypaper by The Great Skullcleaver April 30, 2009