flynn timothy stocklin 

baby of colleen ballinger and erik stocklin he is a one month old genius who can already roll over

hey have you seen colleen ballinger new baby?
no but i heard his name is flynn timothy stocklin

flynn timothy stocklin by annie lover January 10, 2019

Flynn Timothy Stocklin 

Born on December 10, 2018, Flynn Timothy Stocklin is the son of Colleen Ballinger and Erik Stocklin. His first and middle name is passed down through his family. Flynn is the cutest baby to ever exist, with stunning blue eyes and light brown, almost ginger hair.

Flynn is weirdly obsessed with a cartoon elephant by the name of Edurardo and if you are willing to send him one, he will go over the moon for it.

Person 1: Have you seen Flynn Timothy Stocklin?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Isn't he the cutest baby ever?
Person 2: I agree! He has bright blue eyes and I don't think I can his cuteness anymore.
Person 3 in the distance: AWWWWWWWW FLYNN SLDJFLJFLJLSJLSJD WHAT HOW IS HE SO CUTE I'M DYING

Flynn Timothy Stocklin by da.haystack July 11, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012