Flying Toaster

(n) - A shit at work so long in duration that the screensaver on your computer activates while you are gone.

Host of meeting: I see everyone from payroll could make it, accounting - where is Chris?

Accountant: He's probably taking a Flying Toaster, he hit the mexican buffet yesterday.

Flying Toaster by terdbyrglar January 13, 2014

Flying Toaster

Fuck a chick, ejaculate, hit her in the head with a toaster

Flying Toaster by G Price October 15, 2003

flying toaster

A famous screensaver invented by Wes Boyd for the Macintosh computer, showing a squadron of winged toasters zooming across the stratosphere.

Call me old-fashioned, but I still think the flying toaster screensaver is cool.

flying toaster by Jay Young February 20, 2005

flying toaster

A phrase used by online multiples. Mocks the erroneous popular concept that people with multiple personalities have amazing psychic powers and fritz out electronic equipment a lot.

Cherryblossom House had a power outage last night. I bet their husband thinks they did it with their flying toaster powers.

flying toaster by Jay Young November 15, 2004

FlyingToasterOven

a sexy fucking champ you see him hide the entire female population, nah hide the whole human race this dude is out for them cheecks

hide yo girl a wild FlyingToasterOven

FlyingToasterOven by xTendot May 17, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020