Fluntheric

To strangle someone who is in the process of jerking off

I told you to stop jerking off now I’ll fluntheric you!

by Fatbaby3002 September 23, 2025

Fluntercunt

Ape like female creature who uses her wares to seduce unsuspecting men into the quagmire of meaningless toxic copulations. Believed to be the spawn of sasquatch, a dirty gym sock, and your grandmothers rancid carcass. She strikes her inebriated victims while powerless under the hallucinogenic properties of her greasy sludge pot charm.

Also known as: Floonta Coont, Skank Rat, Musky Odors, Dead Bodies, and Harry Browneye

“The Fluntercunt had her way with me last night and left me itchy, smelly and stunned like a hairless swamp bear choking on the fumes.”

“Even Jesus the savior of many souls can’t clear away the shame and humiliation of a night trapped in the Fluntercunt’s sewer pipe skankhole!”

by wrathsblood June 18, 2008

Fluntering

A mixture of fucking with and having banter with a person

“U have a big head” Don’t worry I’m only joking I’m just fluntering with you

by Googlecreator November 18, 2018