Ape like female creature who uses her wares to seduce unsuspecting
men into the quagmire of meaningless
toxic copulations. Believed to be the spawn of sasquatch, a dirty gym
sock, and your grandmothers rancid carcass. She strikes her inebriated victims while powerless under the hallucinogenic properties of her greasy sludge pot charm.
Also known as: Floonta Coont, Skank Rat, Musky Odors, Dead Bodies, and Harry Browneye
“The Fluntercunt had her way with me last
night and left me itchy, smelly and stunned like a hairless swamp bear choking on the fumes.”
“
Even Jesus the savior of many souls can’t clear away the shame and humiliation of a
night trapped in the Fluntercunt’s sewer pipe skankhole!”