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Fluntercunt 

Ape like female creature who uses her wares to seduce unsuspecting men into the quagmire of meaningless toxic copulations. Believed to be the spawn of sasquatch, a dirty gym sock, and your grandmothers rancid carcass. She strikes her inebriated victims while powerless under the hallucinogenic properties of her greasy sludge pot charm.

Also known as: Floonta Coont, Skank Rat, Musky Odors, Dead Bodies, and Harry Browneye
“The Fluntercunt had her way with me last night and left me itchy, smelly and stunned like a hairless swamp bear choking on the fumes.”

“Even Jesus the savior of many souls can’t clear away the shame and humiliation of a night trapped in the Fluntercunt’s sewer pipe skankhole!”
Fluntercunt by wrathsblood June 18, 2008
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Fluntering 

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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008