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(a) fictitious multi-purpose device capable of undertaking virtually any house-hold task
(b) word used to describe a house-hold device for which there is no regular or commonplace name.
Pass me the avocado flunger.
Have you seen the flunger that washes mayonnaise stains out of woollen scarves?
Where's the turnip skin flunger?
Don't use a knife for that, you'll hurt yourself - you need a flunger.
flunger by Tilm Flexbearing March 14, 2008
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dung flunger

A country yokel type person, the sort of person who shovels shit all day long.
"Mine's a pint you old Dung Flunger"
dung flunger by Craig Saunders November 12, 2003

Blum-flunger

1. something stupid, retarded, aggravating, or annoying to a person, can be a person or a thing.
2. A non-profane way of saying butt fucker, an offensive term for a gay male.
1. " My computer is such a blum-flunger, it keeps locking up on me."
2. "Chet is blum-flunger, he likes guys."
Blum-flunger by Beadybutt May 30, 2006

Junker Flunker

1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.
"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that government cash after all. Drat!"
Junker Flunker by Peter Kobs July 29, 2009

Flonger Blasted 

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.
"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."
Flonger Blasted by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015
To finger ones butthole then put the poop covered finger in their mouth
Jeffrey got fungered by the new girl
funger by fish chicken 476 April 19, 2015