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muff fluff 

Slang for female pubic hair. Or a transgendered individual with hairy vulva.
Damn...bitch got so much muff fluff between them legs it looks like the amazon, without the rain.
muff fluff by Brown Town 22 December 25, 2008

Muff Fluff 

Refers to the pubic hair of a female.
john: "dude, would you bang sarah?"
Jake: "no fucking way! i hear she has major muff fluff- that shit is nasty"

"i need to wax my muff fluff"
Muff Fluff by AWSHITMATE August 31, 2010

Fluff on the Muff 

If she got fluff on the muff, shes old enough.
Fluff on the Muff by Slim August 14, 2004

fluff on the muff 

To put it quite simply: vagina pubes
Fluff being the pubes, and muff being a slang term for vagina
"If there's fluff on the muff, she's old enough."
-Ali G.

Fluff on the Muff 

When you go to your local super market and buy that delicious stuff they cal Fluff that you mix with Peanut Butter. You than go home find your girlfriend and say "Hey Babe, Let me put some Fluff on Your Muff." Than you kick it wit her and watch her legs spread as she begs you to spread the Fluff.
Yo Man I hate whipped cream, so im gonna put some fluff on the muff instead.
Fluff on the Muff by RobbieNJ November 16, 2006

fluffy muff 

another word for pussy and punny
holy shit! that is one fluffy muff!
fluffy muff by Fred the Breadrin March 12, 2003
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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