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Fork you! by Light Joker September 20, 2004
Fork you!
When somebody at the dinner table asks you to go get them a fork, you go get the fork and then say, "Fork you!" as you hand them the implement.
Frequently elicits audible chuckling if not downright laughter.
Frequently elicits audible chuckling if not downright laughter.
{Voni}: Craig, can you please get me a fork?
{Craig}: Sure thing there Voni...(gets fork)...Here you are Aunt Voni. Fork you!
{Voni}: Chuckles quite noticeably
{Craig}: Sure thing there Voni...(gets fork)...Here you are Aunt Voni. Fork you!
{Voni}: Chuckles quite noticeably
Stick a fork in you
Indicating a losing or lost cause, with origins in the cooking practice of sticking a fork in meat to determine when done. Also "put a fork in me," "stick a fork in it."
“Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!”
Stick a fork in you by sensitivitytothings May 3, 2008
If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock
If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock
The complete opposite of if you can't beat them, join them
It means if you can't be the best then you may as well be nothing at all.
The complete opposite of if you can't beat them, join them
It means if you can't be the best then you may as well be nothing at all.
person 1: I gave into peer pressure last night and tried crystal math
person 2: If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock
person 1: oh.
person 2: If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock
person 1: oh.
go fork yourself
More gentle way to say go fuck yourself. Usually used when you dont have the ability to say fuck, or when saying it in a joking manner
go fork yourself by Caitlyn March 2, 2005