Flork You

Alien-speak for the phrase “Fuck You”

Jack “Hey David”
David “What”
Jack “I what my pants”
David “Flork You!”

by Wwaattzz August 16, 2024

fork you

The same as fuck you but less harsh

I told that bitch to go "fuck herself" and she said "fork you"!

by R-DoggCA May 15, 2006

Fork you!

May you be confounded, accursed humiliated, etc(a partial disguise for fuck you)

Person one: can I get 5 bucks from you?

Perosn 2: Fork you!

by Light Joker September 20, 2004

Fork you!

When somebody at the dinner table asks you to go get them a fork, you go get the fork and then say, "Fork you!" as you hand them the implement.
Frequently elicits audible chuckling if not downright laughter.

{Voni}: Craig, can you please get me a fork?
{Craig}: Sure thing there Voni...(gets fork)...Here you are Aunt Voni. Fork you!
{Voni}: Chuckles quite noticeably

by Telephony June 7, 2018

Stick a fork in you

Indicating a losing or lost cause, with origins in the cooking practice of sticking a fork in meat to determine when done. Also "put a fork in me," "stick a fork in it."

“Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!”

by sensitivitytothings May 3, 2008

If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock

If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock

The complete opposite of if you can't beat them, join them
It means if you can't be the best then you may as well be nothing at all.

person 1: I gave into peer pressure last night and tried crystal math
person 2: If you can't soar with the Eagles, don't fly with the flock
person 1: oh.

by Mikeylovescake June 2, 2013

go fork yourself

More gentle way to say go fuck yourself. Usually used when you dont have the ability to say fuck, or when saying it in a joking manner

Hey, go fork yourself buddy!

by Caitlyn March 2, 2005