FloridaMan

The god to reign supreme above all.

FloridaMan:I am god bow down ,heed my commands and peace and prosperity shall run through the root's of the land
sane humans: yes my lord

by floridaman202069 June 3, 2020

Floribama Shore

Everyone's favorite reality series set in the Florida Panhandle. The group is known for drama, wild parties, trips and has even partied with JetSetFly in Cabo San Lucas in Season 2.

Jamie: Yoooo what's that MTV show Josh King Madrid appeared in again?
Jules: Floribama shore, that shit got cancelled sis. He made it in a couple episodes though. RIP Floribama Shore

by piaheza September 29, 2022

Florida Man

A key word used a lot to describe all the weird news stories about random Floridians committing weird and dumb crimes, due to the state law regarding freedom of press about the fact that every police or court case must be public. Most of these weird stories, however, are related to white Florida men, the police and drugs. Due to this, this is why people outside Florida hate Florida. Can also be used as Florida Woman.

Examples:
- Florida Man lights off fireworks inside Wendy's restaurant
- Florida Man caught watching solar eclipse while stealing car
- Florida Man swings 4ft alligator towards customers
- Florida Man attempts to steal car that isn't working until police arrived
- Florida Woman arrested for pelting brother with chicken nuggets
- Florida Man bites head off hamster
- Florida Man has sex while stealing trailer
- Florida Man attempts to swallow bag of weed while being pulled over by police
- Florida Man banned from beach after allegedly giving sugardaddy business cards to young girls
- Florida Man pissed that AT&T trucks are working outside his house, shoots tires
- Florida Man accidentally kills girlfriend after thinking it was a hog
- Florida Man beats up accused rapist in front of deputies
- Naked Florida Man breaks into neighbor's house to top his burgers with sesame seeds
- Florida Man poops into jewelry parking lot

by i hate sjws August 26, 2017

Florida Man

The stupidest thing on earth. You dont want to mess with him, as he might attack you with a fried chicken or a catfish. His fuel is Bud Light and methamphetamine. They LOVE playing sports with gators and using fish as baseball bats. Nothing can stop a Florida Man except another Florida Man. Get on his bad side, and he will feed you to his cat Spleens. Nobody is a crazy, random, or stupid as a Florida Man. Only Russians or Australians can match up against them. So dont mess with Florida Man.

Dude: bro did you here about the Florida Man?
Other dude: yeah. Didnt he stab his wife with a squirrel?

by ThatOneGuyk October 18, 2019

Florida man

A man who Has the capability to do anything (literally anything) like assault his roommate with a pizza

1:“did you see that man naked running on the streets?”
2:“yea, must be Florida man.”

by J R 696969 October 28, 2019

Floridian tail pipe

The act of putting ones anus to the intake side of a running hair dryer and passing wind. The hair dryer serves to expel the noxious gas further and at a higher velocity and also heats the fart to further accentuate the auroma. Often times the hairdryer is aimed into an unsuspecting persons face. It is called a Floridian tail pipe as a homage to its creator who resides in Florida.

It took hours for Shirley to get the fart smell out of her clothes after I hit her with the ol' Floridian tail pipe.

by Beckerman May 14, 2010

florida man

The worst superhero. Ever. His super powers include smoking bath salts, eating his enemies' faces off, and gunning down black teenagers with a pocket full of Skittles.

Just google "Florida Man". You'll get the picture.

by mCRT April 18, 2014