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The worst superhero. Ever. His super powers include smoking bath salts, eating his enemies' faces off, and gunning down black teenagers with a pocket full of Skittles.
Just google "Florida Man". You'll get the picture.
by mCRT April 18, 2014

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Someone who can turn even the best situation into shit.
We were having a great time until that shit magician showed up & ruined our day.
by MCRT February 09, 2011

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