Definitions by mCRT

florida man 

The worst superhero. Ever. His super powers include smoking bath salts, eating his enemies' faces off, and gunning down black teenagers with a pocket full of Skittles.

Just google "Florida Man". You'll get the picture.

florida man by mCRT April 18, 2014

Shit Magician 

Someone who can turn even the best situation into shit.

We were having a great time until that shit magician showed up & ruined our day.

Shit Magician by MCRT February 26, 2011