florida panhandle 

When your boyfriend shoves the handle end of a pan up your anus.

Connor: Ooooooo, we should do something tonight
Ian: you want me to give you a Florida Panhandle
Connor: NO, you faggot!

florida panhandle by Dino Babers January 17, 2017

Florida Panhandle Controversy 

A controversy arising out of a dispute between two philosophies regarding the origin of Florida's panhandle. The first theory claims that Florida must have acquired the handle from an unspecified pan. The second theory rejects the first, asserting that Florida's protrusion was highly unlikely to come from any known or unknown pan.

So, where do you stand on the Florida Panhandle Controversy?

What do you think about the Florida Panhandle Controversy?

Florida Panhandle Controversy by Alejandro Brooks-Cabrera July 18, 2010

Double Florida Panhandle 

Combining the act of 69 with anal fingering of both parties involved.

Yo Jenny did we just invent a new sex act? This isn’t already on urban dictionary... yup, it kind of looks like a Double Florida Panhandle from this perspective.

Double Florida Panhandle by Florida mananal August 8, 2020