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Florida Gaytor 

A delusional University of Florida fan who worships a football program that began in the early 1990s. They are usually spotted by their clothing which is a pair of jorts (blue jean shorts) and something in an pukey orange and blue top. Most often they are migrant yankees who have arrived in Florida and jumped on a bandwagon in the 1990s. Their hobbies are throwing coke, pee, and pizza at opposing fans. They are second class citizens and all fear the University of Tennessee.
Look at that Florida Gaytor with his sister on his arm!
Florida Gaytor by Rocky Topper July 13, 2012
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Florida Gator Roll 

When you're getting head and punch the giver in the nose. They clamp on your dick and roll around. You try to see how long you can hang on. You have to beat the death roll.
She was using too much teeth so I popped her in the nose. We ended up doing the Florida Gator Roll.

Florida Gaydors  

A bunch of sore-losing Florida Gator fans and players, 99% of whom smoke dick and like it.
The Michigan Wolverines beat the Florida Gaydors into humiliation, that caused Tim TeBlow to regress into smoking dick for comfort.

Florida Gators

The football program with the best winning percentage in the last 20 years (fact). They have won 3 national titles, 8 SEC titles, 2 heisman winners, and have had the best home winning percentage in that period. The Gators are the most hated team by most of its competitors because they win most of the time against them and because they run the score up most of the time.
Hector- I hate the Florida Gators.

Dave- Why?

Hector- I'm a georgia fan. they beat us every year.

Dave- They beat everyone dip shit!

Hector- Oh yeah.
Florida Gators by lickmygoat July 28, 2010

florida gators

The outstanding university that consists of student athletes excelling on and off the football field. While Florida State has historically been a slightly stronger team, Florida does not tolerate the "thugs" that FSU consistently produces year in and year out.
"Because its great...to be...a Florida Gator!"
florida gators by Haaaaaaa May 17, 2005

Florida Gator 

Best team in the world.
It's great.. to be.. a FLORIDA GATOR!!
Florida Gator by gat0rfan March 5, 2008

florida gators

A team who wont let anyone else win in any sports. In the year 2007 they won the NCAA Football Championship, along with the NCAA Basketball Championship. Really good, and really cocky.
Tom: Dude why wont the florida gators lose?

Rick: Maybe cuz their so good?

Tom:...