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Florida Gaytor 

A delusional University of Florida fan who worships a football program that began in the early 1990s. They are usually spotted by their clothing which is a pair of jorts (blue jean shorts) and something in an pukey orange and blue top. Most often they are migrant yankees who have arrived in Florida and jumped on a bandwagon in the 1990s. Their hobbies are throwing coke, pee, and pizza at opposing fans. They are second class citizens and all fear the University of Tennessee.
Look at that Florida Gaytor with his sister on his arm!
Florida Gaytor by Rocky Topper July 13, 2012
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Florida Gator Roll 

When you're getting head and punch the giver in the nose. They clamp on your dick and roll around. You try to see how long you can hang on. You have to beat the death roll.
She was using too much teeth so I popped her in the nose. We ended up doing the Florida Gator Roll.

Florida Gaydors  

A bunch of sore-losing Florida Gator fans and players, 99% of whom smoke dick and like it.
The Michigan Wolverines beat the Florida Gaydors into humiliation, that caused Tim TeBlow to regress into smoking dick for comfort.

Florida Gators

The football program with the best winning percentage in the last 20 years (fact). They have won 3 national titles, 8 SEC titles, 2 heisman winners, and have had the best home winning percentage in that period. The Gators are the most hated team by most of its competitors because they win most of the time against them and because they run the score up most of the time.
Hector- I hate the Florida Gators.

Dave- Why?

Hector- I'm a georgia fan. they beat us every year.

Dave- They beat everyone dip shit!

Hector- Oh yeah.
Florida Gators by lickmygoat July 28, 2010

florida gators

The outstanding university that consists of student athletes excelling on and off the football field. While Florida State has historically been a slightly stronger team, Florida does not tolerate the "thugs" that FSU consistently produces year in and year out.
"Because its great...to be...a Florida Gator!"
florida gators by Haaaaaaa May 17, 2005

Florida Gator 

Best team in the world.
It's great.. to be.. a FLORIDA GATOR!!
Florida Gator by gat0rfan March 5, 2008

florida gators

A team who wont let anyone else win in any sports. In the year 2007 they won the NCAA Football Championship, along with the NCAA Basketball Championship. Really good, and really cocky.
Tom: Dude why wont the florida gators lose?

Rick: Maybe cuz their so good?

Tom:...
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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