Florbokus 

On the event that an oblong car tire breaks the sound barrier, the orange broccoli sets on the hexagon as the microwave strikes fear into the hearts of it' enemies.

Orbulagovunoid, shmebulorpus florbokus!

Florbokus by Sentient^3 December 15, 2021

Blourpous florpous 

The one true king thr highest of rulers only spoken to among gods and people on his and or her level

"hey can I speak to blourpous florpous"
"No go fuck yourself you are a peasant"

Blourpous florpous by king._.me_down May 24, 2018

Florbus 

He's an absolute sexy beast, all the ladies love him especially ones called 'Haley'. He has a great personality but his skin tends to look a little blue in certain lighting. He often haves a weird obsession with mayonnaise? He's stylish to a point where he can pull off any style, even a bow in his hair (even a big green one). Everyone thinks he's an awesome amazing guy (especially people called Emily). He is great at any task you can give him especially odd jobs around a farm (like tending to chickens (the eggs can make mayonnaise)). He tends to have a habit of snooping around in girl's bedrooms (ladies stay away).

Haley: Hey I met this sexy guy called Florbus, but he smelt a little like mayonnaise.

Emily: Yeah stay away from that guy he snoops around in people's bedrooms and he's blue, and I hate blue people! But he's a stand up guy otherwise.

Florbus by Definably not Florbus October 24, 2023