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Floppy Joe 

A sexual act that involves having sex with an unerected penis.
Andrew's dad gave me a Floppy Joe last night.
Floppy Joe by Fat Goodies August 14, 2006
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Floppy Joe 

When you put your soft dick in sloppy joe meat.
Bro my shmeat was cold so i performed a floppy joe.
Floppy Joe by Jerryatrics May 6, 2018

Floppy Joe 

(Not to be confused with Sloppy Joe)

The particularly flabby, low-hanging breasts of a large woman (though they might claim big-boned).

Also, subject of the infamous song “Floppy Joe” by renowned music artist Avé.
Avé: *Floppy Joe and I cannot lie, Floppy Joe tastes like apple pie*

Dan: This shit bumps.
Floppy Joe by MadongIzichi August 1, 2018

flappy joe 

a fat person jumping around
flappy joe by cute cuddle June 27, 2016
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