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Flop Job 

Receiving a blow job from either male or female whilst having a flaccid penis.
This one time at a party I was so drunk I couldn't get it up and got a flop job.
Flop Job by SmegWormGoon June 30, 2011
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Flop job 

When a man puts a chicken on his penis, breaks the wing so it can only spin in a circle, and then snaps the neck to make everything tighten up just before he cums.
I went to the chicken coop this morning and got a flop job
Flop job by CRuffian May 31, 2017

flop job 

when a man inserts his penis in between 2 fat rolls on a girl/boys body.
OMG, did u hear that joe got a flop job!!!!!
flop job by DIESEL29 April 10, 2011

Flop Job 

When rearranging pillows to relocate spectacles after a 3am reading jag
Chris, why are the pillows in the middle of the bed?” “Cassie, It was a flop job
Flop Job by 30bones February 13, 2024
a homosexual, derogatory term for fag, used in the Sopranos, also known as finook
Vito was a fucking flopjob!
flopjob by John Allaway November 25, 2006
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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