flop dick

A man who doesn't live up to their responsibilites.

Russell didn't pay his chid support this week. What a flop dick.

by Pamela Ambrose January 13, 2007

Flop dick

A term to describe someone who chooses not do something, without reason.

Bro we're almost to the party you can't flop dick on me now!

by CommiCopter September 17, 2012

Flop dick

Common reference used to describe management on third shift at the GM Oshawa facility

Dave you’re suck a flop dick.

by Arsenhole April 30, 2019

dick flop

To flop your dick out of your pants in a public place usually at a party.

Mr. Misiak- I floped my dick out last night at Mr. Mac's party.
Mrs. Henderson-Wow what did they do.
Mr. Misiak-FUCK YOU BITCH ASS

by dan manna January 14, 2005

Ye Old Dick Flop

Verb: Act Of Dick Flopping, Ye Olde Dick Flopping.
Noun: A Flopping of the Dick

Ye Old Dick Flop:
Martin was Ye Olde Dick Flopped by Marcus on Wednesday at 12:32 P.M.

by CaptainDoodleFop October 25, 2016

Pre flop dickery

Used in Texas hold'em poker when there are several people who bet or raise before the first 3 community cards are drawn from the pack (known as the flop)

(Before any community cards are seen)
Person:
1) I call
2) I bet
3) I raise
4) I re-raise
5) I'm not getting involved with this Pre flop dickery, I fold!

by Sketzz October 30, 2011

Flopdick

A person who is lazy or incompetent at a job or task.

That flopdick at the DMV messed up my registration.

by yoholoho February 26, 2011