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flop dick 

A man who doesn't live up to their responsibilites.
Russell didn't pay his chid support this week. What a flop dick.
flop dick by Pamela Ambrose January 13, 2007
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Flop dick 

A term to describe someone who chooses not do something, without reason.
Bro we're almost to the party you can't flop dick on me now!
Flop dick by CommiCopter September 17, 2012

Flop dick 

Common reference used to describe management on third shift at the GM Oshawa facility
Dave you’re suck a flop dick.
Flop dick by Arsenhole April 30, 2019

dick flop 

To flop your dick out of your pants in a public place usually at a party.
Mr. Misiak- I floped my dick out last night at Mr. Mac's party.
Mrs. Henderson-Wow what did they do.
Mr. Misiak-FUCK YOU BITCH ASS
dick flop by dan manna January 14, 2005

Ye Old Dick Flop 

Verb: Act Of Dick Flopping, Ye Olde Dick Flopping.
Noun: A Flopping of the Dick
Ye Old Dick Flop:
Martin was Ye Olde Dick Flopped by Marcus on Wednesday at 12:32 P.M.

Pre flop dickery 

Used in Texas hold'em poker when there are several people who bet or raise before the first 3 community cards are drawn from the pack (known as the flop)
(Before any community cards are seen)
Person:
1) I call
2) I bet
3) I raise
4) I re-raise
5) I'm not getting involved with this Pre flop dickery, I fold!
Pre flop dickery by Sketzz October 30, 2011

Flopdick 

A person who is lazy or incompetent at a job or task.
That flopdick at the DMV messed up my registration.
Flopdick by yoholoho February 26, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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