Flop Job

Receiving a blow job from either male or female whilst having a flaccid penis.

This one time at a party I was so drunk I couldn't get it up and got a flop job.

by SmegWormGoon June 29, 2011

flop job

When a woman or hermaphrodite slides their vagina across anothers face.

Andrew's mom gave me a flop job last night after sex.

by aBAND-ONEd April 08, 2004

Flop job

When a man puts a chicken on his penis, breaks the wing so it can only spin in a circle, and then snaps the neck to make everything tighten up just before he cums.

I went to the chicken coop this morning and got a flop job

by CRuffian May 31, 2017

flop job

when a man inserts his penis in between 2 fat rolls on a girl/boys body.

OMG, did u hear that joe got a flop job!!!!!

by DIESEL29 March 24, 2011

Flop Job

When rearranging pillows to relocate spectacles after a 3am reading jag

“Chris, why are the pillows in the middle of the bed?” “Cassie, It was a flop job”

by 30bones February 14, 2024