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When a woman or hermaphrodite slides their vagina across anothers face.

Andrew's mom gave me a flop job last night after sex.

flop job by aBAND-ONEd April 8, 2004

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Flop Job

Receiving a blow job from either male or female whilst having a flaccid penis.

This one time at a party I was so drunk I couldn't get it up and got a flop job.

Flop Job by SmegWormGoon June 30, 2011

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Flop job

When a man puts a chicken on his penis, breaks the wing so it can only spin in a circle, and then snaps the neck to make everything tighten up just before he cums.

I went to the chicken coop this morning and got a flop job

Flop job by CRuffian May 31, 2017

flop job

when a man inserts his penis in between 2 fat rolls on a girl/boys body.

OMG, did u hear that joe got a flop job!!!!!

flop job by DIESEL29 April 10, 2011

Flop Job

When rearranging pillows to relocate spectacles after a 3am reading jag

“Chris, why are the pillows in the middle of the bed?” “Cassie, It was a flop job”

Flop Job by 30bones February 13, 2024

flopjob

a homosexual, derogatory term for fag, used in the Sopranos, also known as finook

Vito was a fucking flopjob!

flopjob by John Allaway November 25, 2006

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026