Floor Potato

The act of over exertion to the point of collapsing onto the floor like the apple of the earth

I sucked wheel then sprinted for the finish. I woke up a floor potato

Floor Potato by The first floor potato April 7, 2021

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Adding Flour to a Liquid Mashed Potato

When you make a big mistake

There things never do and adding flour to a liquid mashed potato is one of them.

-Gordon Ramsay 2011

Adding Flour to a Liquid Mashed Potato by Ahadi2011 July 4, 2025

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