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Flood job

A 'Flood Job' is a practice in which a man has intercouse with the ear of his female counterpart, and floods the ear with semen.
Upon hearing his mother was gravely ill , the man in the yellow hat, decided that the best remedy was a good ol' fashioned flood job .
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floor job

When you find a crack or whole in the ground and you fuck it
Dang! I just got a splinter from my floor job!
by Mvplewis3 August 6, 2017
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Food job

The act of sexual gratification using food to please ones self. Is usually messy.
"Did you hear? Amy gave Shaun a food job! What a slut!"
by LocalKitty January 1, 2018
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Floyd Job

When someone is sucking your dick and you pinch their nose with one hand and the other hand forces their head into your cock until they cant breathe and eventually die.
She gave me a Floyd Job and the funeral is next week.
by Choagiefest May 30, 2025
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Backroad floor job

When someone fills the bed of their truck up with trash and other unwanted items, goes to a desolate back road, drops the tail gate and floors the gas pedal driving erratically until the truck bed is free of all trash
I need to clean the back of my truck, I'm going to do a backroad floor job later
by 23zx June 28, 2023
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