Flonzel

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Flonzel has Arrived

Flonzel by Xliplo November 22, 2021

flozell 

a slang term for a false start penalty in football derived from the high frequency of false start penalties called against Dallas Cowboys offensive lineman Flozell Adams

Uh oh, looks like theres a flag on the play... yep, there was some movement on the offensive line prior to the snap... it's gonna be a flozell on number 72 of the Miami Dolphins

flozell by Brad Broach March 9, 2008

flozell 

A forceful blow to the male genital region; coined by an in-game nut shot to Flozell Adams of the Dallas Cowboys.

The woman was deathly afraid of her attacker; to get away, her only hope was to flozell him.

flozell by PBK June 6, 2007

Flozelle 

This is to ejaculate prematurely.

Or to jump the gun or to act too soon,

to leap before you look, to get overly anxious or jump into something without thinking.

It is like when a football player jumps off sides. Named for the Dallas Cowboy lineman who does so constantly, in every game, without fail.

I was trying to hold back but she got me too excited and I Flozelled before I could even get her aroused.

Flozelle by Spade Cooley November 16, 2009

Fonzel 

(n) Tuft of fur between a canines toes, which often times requires grooming. In winter climates also causes animal discomfort resulting in frostbite (aka Frozen Fonzelitus).

Canine A in the dog park: "Ruff ruff.. duuddde whats that on your foot"

Canine B in the dog park: "AWW crap! I musta stepped in that Chihuahua sh_t and now its stuck in my fonzel- gotta goto the groomers again.. darnnit"...

Fonzel by WagMag December 30, 2010

fonzeltwat 

A person of ignorance, stupidity, and has no commonsense, in which presents themselves to be outfknstanding.

He walks around acting like he's good at his job, but everyone knows that he's a fonzeltwat.

fonzeltwat by bbrady769 September 7, 2017

Flonely 

Fat and lonely

When you love food more then being in a relationship, man I am so hungry - I'm going to be Flonely forever

Flonely by The cutest house on earth August 30, 2016