My friend playing Witcher 3 be like: "That was an easy fight! (Bludimir fr slayed 6 of 'em half-dead fuckers)"
*Drowner jumpscares his ass from behind*
My dick for brains: "U mofo, get midlessly flooked, them Drowners really be trying to stuck their dick into your arsenigga!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'