Flirtsturbating

The act of talking one's self up in an effort to win over a potential companion by flirting for them; flirting with yourself for another person.

"Yeah I was texting Josh and he kept telling me how cute he looked in his new Instagram picture."

"That's just like Josh, always flirtsturbating."

by Flirtsturbator January 14, 2015

fartsturbating

The act of pleasuring oneself sexually meanwhile farting either accidentally or intentionally.

Tim: You look tired.

Todd: I couldn't sleep. My little brother was fartsturbating in our bunk bed last night.

by thatgirlvan July 14, 2011